Damn straight I’d make a spectacular girl!

Cyril van der Haegen
The Giant, Cthulhu

facts-i-just-made-up:

This is footage of tumblr in action.  Note how when the victim attempts to remove tumblr, the blogging platform strengthens its grip.

So this is how I answer people now. Yay. 

First anon: Thank you for your kind words. But you are sorely mistaken. I suck at love shit. So lets hope the ladies aren’t trying their luck.

Second anon: I know right?

love is cursed

tattoome:

Emily Rose

astrostatic:

Bye bye J.C. & the Cool Guy (Taken with instagram)

YES

bourbontosociety:

peanutbutterdanitime:

sansanship-featuring-loki:

gendrybaratheonn:

thefoxxybenedict:

thepattywagon:

st0rkcharmer:

kimscareerisdead:

its starting

Damn

excuse me did you say florida

welp i’m out

the government better fucking quarantine florida now, otherwise i’m taking matters into my own hands

Prepare yourselves! Team up! Gather weapons! We´re going smashing zombies!

It’s a good thing I had that dream where me and Luna were in the apocalypse. We knew what we were doing because we play video games.

remember guys….. Rule#32 Enjoy the little things.

Well, lucky ive already planned for this…